Hoodlums Unite

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you are a perishable item. live accordingly.


you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time

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*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*

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"Money won’t make you happy"

Yeah, financial stability is just horrible

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Like I’ve never gotten a sunburn in my life.


how about now

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don’t say you’re a writer if you just write fanfiction for your entertainment. you’re only a writer if you kill a bear with a typewriter to appease the spirit of hemingway and slather yourself in ink in tribute to shakespeare, the one true over-penis of literature.

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“Don’t be afraid to be confused. Try to remain permanently confused. Anything is possible. Stay open, forever, so open it hurts, and then open up some more, until the day you die, world without end, amen.”

George Saunders (via feellng)

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the level of fierceness in this one gif is overwhelming 

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a videogame a day keeps the doctor away

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